Shouting at the screen

Contemplating the seeming inevitability of a Tory government after the next UK general election, Charlie Brooker writes: Clearly some kind of self-defence is in order, which is why I’ve already started mentally withdrawing from the real world. It’s easy: all you have to do is imagine that the whole of life itself is just a…

For fuck’s sake, enough already

Two stories that just won’t die: petrol taxes and free publicity for a stupid movie. Has society really sunk so low that the product placements in a movie for Cosmo-reading twits are news? And well done to Brendan Nelson for keeping the petrol tax non-story alive for so long. Fuck our future for an opinion…