Could someone explain why I woke up this morning with intense pain in two muscles at the back of my head – about level with the tops of my ears?
The best suggestion I’ve heard so far was from a colleague who said she used to get the same muscular pain after taking acid.
Of course I haven’t knowingly taken any in the last decade, which could only mean someone secretly dosed me with the stuff. That doesn’t make a lot of sense.
Although it might explain the dream I had last night in which my late grandmother was telling me about bacon sandwiches.