Weighty matters

“A fat guy is like a Vespa – a great ride, but don’t let your friends see you.”
– Horrible woman

“Oh won’t you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight,
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round”
– A bunch of gay blokes called Queen

“I met a girl online but she was quite chubby and I wasn’t attracted to her. People say I’m hypocritical because I’m also a bit chubby. But if people are going to discriminate against me because of my weight – and they do – why shouldn’t I be the same?”
– Bloke I met in a pub

“My zippers bust, my buckles break
I’m too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I’ve got more chins than Chinatown”
– Weird Al Yankovic

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