Shannon Noll and Natalie Bassingthwaighte must die

I was forced listen to this on the radio while in the queue at the supermarket. Imagine the hubris, the chutzpah of two Australian nobodies trying to cover a Peter Gabriel-Kate Bush duet.

Then imagine just how badly they murdered it, like the talentless, clueless Z-listers they are.

Then imagine them dying slowly and painfully on top of a fire made of all the CDs ever manufactured of this abomination and all the iPods that ever had it stored in them.

Ah, that’s better.

9 Comments Add yours

  1. Shannon's girl says:

    You are a loser

  2. random says:

    Oh, bravo – what a clever comeback.

  3. random says:

    No, wait – that other thing.

  4. Shannon's other girl (cause he has many) says:

    If Shannon and Natalie were selling ice, and I lived in Iceland, I’d still buy some.
    There is something about mature entertainers not screwing each other singing side by side that makes me all warm and fuzzy.
    If, on the other hand, you were talking about Guy Sebastian who stole the crown from Shannon, then I’d be all for a bonfire.

  5. Bree Robinson says:

    Bree Robinson – 28 Mar 2007 writes (on another post, but I copied it here):
    Hi Shannon Noll.

    I’am a big fan of you. I’am doing a project about u and won’t to know if u have any kids.My name is Brianna but i like the name Bree iam 10 thank u.

    From your big fan Bree

  6. Josh says:

    And in answer to Bree’s question, Shannon is married to Rochelle Ogsten and they have three children: Cody, Blake and Sienna.

  7. dan says:

    fuck off natalie has a great voice you dick head you need to get alife just coz she is proberly better then u at most things and hotter get alife prick if itsso bad why wouldit get to number two im in britain but natalie is well heardof hear as a actor and a great sing whopreform wellfantastic live shallow ugly pig !!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Josh says:

    Thank you for proving my point so much better than I could have on my own.

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