No shit sherlock news #1

Temperatures are rising because of greenhouse gases; energy industry says renewable energy will cost more; Greens call energy industry self-serving. NZ cricketer says Aussie cricketers are arrogant; Aussie cricketer arrogantly dismisses criticism. Govt sticks to clichéd excuses and bland reassurances about David Hicks; Dems say govt will lose votes over it (in Balmain and Fitzroy). NSW Labor is dodgy as all hell. Invading Iraq was a bad idea. Celebrities are stupid, superficial and self absorbed. Men like ladies in skimpy clothes but mothers don’t like naked young men. Criminals have greater job satisfaction than police, but if you poison your husband with arsenic, you will probably get caught.

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