Tosser Morning Herald

One of the cardinal sins commercial TV often commits is using news and current affairs coverage to promote other shows on the same channel. This is getting more and more shameless every year. It’ll sometimes earn a smackdown from Media Watch if MW’s having a slow week. (What’s even more galling is when other media…

Freaks

A terrifying insight into the minds of the internet public, here are some of the search terms people have been using to find this site in the last week or so: unfeasibly large “kevin rudd” kev kike means 18 year old cunts marijuana cat piss “bondi””rooftop””party” how much money does lleyton hewitt spend seeking real…

Keeping out the darkies

It’s not often you see Johnny and co play things so badly that they had to dump their proposed changes to the immigration laws. Previously when faced with getting an unpopular law through the senate, they’d just throw around bribes. For instance, the only reason they got the sale of the first half of Telstra…

Shite TV? Blame the audience!

Channel 10 axed its latest reality-TV monstrosity Yasmin’s Getting Married after a week of totally crap ratings. Never watched the thing myself, but friends who did put it down to Yasmin being good looking but dumb and incredibly annoying. (Not sure why this would be a problem for most men.) You have to love the…

Gonna bag me some ho’s

Friends and I often talk about what we would do if we were running a fascist dictatorship. I have a fairly long list of items for my utopian society such as sending all teenagers away to an island until they stop being teenagers. In a related item, I would institute the death penalty for contemporary…