Women are a lot like taxis. If you miss one, there will be another one along sooner or later. If not, you can always dial for one. You can fit three people into one comfortably, but four is a bit of a squeeze. It costs more the further you go. And every so often, a fat, scary, smelly, grouchy psycho is in control.

3 Comments Add yours

  1. Josh says:

    I disagree. Whenever you want one, there’s never one available. But when you don’t need one, they keep coming past every minute or so flashing their headlights and trying to pick you up.

  2. Josh says:

    Geez, how can you disagree with your own comment, vealmince? Make up your mind!

  3. 12inch says:

    If you throw up in one, it is generally an expensive excercise to clean up.

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