I take no credit for this, given it’s all the work of @cankles, but with permission I give you the 10 most annoying (and sadly too common) tweets of all time…
10 “Man, I’m soooooo busy.” Really? So why are you tweeting this again?
9 “I’m having an awesome time at *insert club/pub*” So awesome that you’re tweeting it. By yourself. In the corner.
8 RT the popular kids “OMFG, Guy Kawasaki just Tweeted something! Quick! Seth Goddin just posted a new blog. Link. Link. Link. RT. RT RT.”
7 “It’s hump day. Only 2 more days till the weekend!!!!” Wednesdays: they happen every week. Man your life is boring.
6 “I have so many emails to answer” Right, so I’ve noticed you tweet a lot but haven’t answered my F*&cking email from last week
5 All day public Twitter conversations. There’s better technology for this (IM,DM, email…) or did you just want everyone to see?
4 “Hey everyone, I have THIS MANY followers” So what? That guy. In that movie. Yeah, he still has a bigger thingy.
3 “Re-Tweet ME! Digg My Link!” We get it, you did something on the Internet. You’re a big boy/girl now.
2 Follow Friday. It’s like one giant… circle thingy.
1 Spamming your friends with an internal monologue of what you’re thinking all day. Like aggregating a top 10 list.
I resemble that remark. In part.